We were having guests coming over last night
so mummy had me & min hui go buy tiramisu from our neighbourhood's confectionery.
which reminds me: is there anymore left?!!

*hurries to check*

oh darn. as expected. wiped out. ):
SOMEBODY BUY TIRAMISU FOR ME!

okay, anyway as i was saying:

so i was holding her hand lalalalala~ walking past the blocks
guess what we saw while walking pass one staircase.

okay but first let me explain:
the staircases in my neighbourhood has no door or whatsoever
meaning if there was a couple making out there,
everyone would know if they happened to walk past.

okay im gonna reveal what we saw.
.
.
.
.
.
we saw..
.
.
.
a malay guy
.
.
.
.
.
in his early thirties
.
.
.
standing up
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
MASTURBATING.

his facial expression was like as if he were having an orgasm.
like oh my god i cant take this anymore that kind of thing.
we could totally SEE HIS DICK
he was facing us somemore.
& he saw us, but he didnt give a damn.
siao ki lang.

like WHAT THE !@#$%^&* LAR!
my sister's only 10 right?
let her see this kind of thing?!
i took a glance & asked min hui to walk faster.

jiejie: min hui, did you see anything just now?

meimei: errmm.. he touching his there lo.

jiejie: oh. okayy..


luckily im not still some innocent pure minded kid if not id be traumatic for life. >.<

i brought min hui & me for a haircut @ Kawaii Kutz

Kawaii Kutz is located at Blk 166 Bukit Merah Central #01-3527

its the NTUC block.

get your haircuts there!

10 bucks only. satisfaction guranteed.

there's calvin, the boss

& they say we dont look like each other. HAH

look CLOSER.

the chicken stall uncle went blank when he saw the two of us sharing

char kway teow:

chicken rice:

& chicken chop (forgot to take picture, too hungry XD)

we both didnt bring tissue out so the only 2 ply tissue we had was from the western stall.

know how they wrap the cutlery in tissue right?

so teo min hui DROPPED it -.-

tmh: *gasp!*

tyt: (glares sternly.. & jokingly as well)

tmh: uh oh.. (picks up the tissue quickly)

tyt: oei! why you pick up?

tmh: (looking at me with that super innocent look, still with tissue in hand, gradually bends down to put the tissue back on the floor)

tyt: .....................................

piang eh. 10 only know how to act cute.

must be that teo ya ting teach one.

watched STEP UP 2 (yay yay yay!!) with Aaghir, Des, Sheng Han & some other guy.

we missed the starting! )):

WHOSE FAULT?!

mine lar. sorry. hah.

Des was laughing throughout the movie.

his contagious laughter made me laugh like hell.

too bad we were seated in front, couldnt really see the whole picture ):

but its okay.. the movie's great!

watch it.

mocha ice cream shake

Aaghir

i was at home with kor in the next room & i was making a deal with him via msn.

he wanted me to accompany him go 7-eleven.

him: eh stupid biatch acc me go 7-11

me: you buy me choco i go.

him: choco?

me: CHOCOLATE LAH.

him: cant you just acc me go you dumb muthafucker?

me: cant you just buy me a chocolate you dumb muthafucker?

him: what chocolate?

me: kinder bueno, cadbury, m&m. dont know lar. see first.

him: whatever lar. let's go.

on the way i told him how that fukcing asshole masturbated in front of his two cute meimeis this

afternoon. think i watched too much of step up 2 already. fuck i couldnt stop prancing & hopping

around. wth.

in 7 eleven:

he browses through FHM.

me: eh excuse me!! NO BROWSING HOR!

he: (doesnt give a damn)

me: (laughs & smacks him) eh you very GUANG MING ZHEN DA HOR?

he: *chuckles*

he: eh faster lar what chocolate you want? ive only got ten bucks on me okay (shows me the 10 bucks)

me: hmmm let's see, i want one of this, one of that, one of this..

he: FASTER LAR!! (walks to counter)

me: okay okay~ (grabs toblerone & m&m, runs to cashier, & gives a HUGEEEEEEE smile)

he: WAA?? take two somemore arh?? i told you ive only got ten bucks okay!

he's damn confident that it will exceed 10 bucks.

cashier: thank you $9.90

me: (blurps) .......WAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

he: wth..

me: muahaha! muahahaha! muaaahahahahhahahaha!!

he: shut up lar!

me: (continues laughing in his face)

brothers of the world, bring 9.80 next time (:

yay so i earned myself free chocolate!

My brother has a couple of racequeen godsisters & here's one of them

VOTE FOR HERRR

FHM 100 FINALISTS #2

NAOMI LIU (click)

she's hot isnt she?

& another friend of my bro's in the finals too (:

here's the idiot:

i feel like clubbing siollllll.

taken from msn conference with des & ml:

DRAMA QUEEN: -blog updated: 17th Mar (: says:
I FINALLY KNOW WHY!

DeSmAnDo says:
Y
Y

DRAMA QUEEN: -blog updated: 17th Mar (: says:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DeSmAnDo says:
Y
tell me y

DRAMA QUEEN: -blog updated: 17th Mar (: says:
what

DeSmAnDo says:
aint nothing but a heartbreak

DRAMA QUEEN: -blog updated: 17th Mar (: says:
i just said it what
DeSmAnDo says:
tell me y
aint nothing but a mistake
tell me y
i nv wanna hear u say

DRAMA QUEEN: -blog updated: 17th Mar (: says:
SHUT UP LAR!

DeSmAnDo says:
i wan it that way
okie
done
LoL

[GNILIEM]**I hope i am not suffering from Anorexia Nervosa.**I am still alive kicking & jumping. says:
LAme shit

DRAMA QUEEN: -blog updated: 17th Mar (: says:
lol wth

i finally know what i want.

i want a GOOD LAUGH.

thinking back on my sec 5 days never fail to bring a smile to my face.

those days were the best of my life.

everyday after school, with yink veron & ml in the art room.

the art room had become 2nd to our homes.

we will always procrastinate tgther, have tons of fun tgther,

bully siow kwan tgther, criticise people tgther,

bitch around tgther, go toilet tgther,

we did everything tgther.

the best part? we always laugh together.

i remember how meiling would always laugh til she squats down not being able to move

how veron will always laugh til she starts smacking people

how i laugh so loudly until i bang the tables & chairs non stop

how yink will get tummyaches & tears come down when she laughs too hard.

man oh man. those were the days.

where did all of that go to?

I KNOW I KNOW!!

MEILING VERON YINK!!

LET'S GO TO THE UPCOMING MAAD!

veron must be: oh yeah so long never go MAAD already.

meiling must be: huh? what is MAAD? thinks a while & will probably recall what is it.

yink must be: wth is MAAD. (you'll know ;))

okay? okay? okay?? 5 & 6 Apr :DD

Shawty had them apple bottom jeans Boots with the fur!

snapple fact #22: Alaska has the highest percentage of people who walk to work.