FISHING @ LABRADOR PARK
woarghhhhhhhhhhhh.
i am trying my best to update regularly.
Last week, the three little pigs went fishing at Labrador park.
Last week, the three little pigs went fishing at Labrador park.
we didnt manage to catch any fishies. you darn lucky assholes.
All the three little pigs got was redder.
Introducing, Blur Piggy also known as Ah Seow
Blur Piggy is very blur. that's why she is named blur piggy
Please bear with me. im just trying to entertain myself here XD
Every night, the three little pigs will come tgther in a conference on msn.
Blur piggy is always busy doing her own stuffs so whenever she returns to the screen she will have absolutely no idea what the heck the two other piggies are talking about.
then she will go like: huh? i catch no ball.
Usually, Drama pig will then say: nvm
Drama pig, obviously refers to Ah Teo that crazy ass bitch.
Drama pig is a very complicated.
She changes her mood for at least four times a day.
That's why, *coughs* she is named the Drama Pig.
If you let her find out that you have something yummy in possession but aren't sharing,
she will smack you on the back & ask you:
"Why never give me?!"
that is if she even knows you lar. duh.
When she is alone, she looks as if the world owes her money.
Also, she has begun singing & mumbling to herself due to having be alone in the shop for long hours.
Last but not least, the leader pig, Long lash pig.
(i am laughing already)
the explaination is fucking simple.
cos he is a pig with long lashes. yes. as simple as that.
BP & DP only realised that LLP has 1cm long lashes a few days ago at lunch.
FULL 1cm. without mascara. insane right.
ask him to cut some for me & BP leh
LOL BP blood pressure. DP display picture. HAHA
LLP lao lan pa. oops. sorry des i couldnt think of anything else XD
breakfast at the pig market!
oh yeah. about why the term pig instead of snake elephant or hippo.
cos LLP has to force DP to take her shower before going to bed.
Dp actually stands for dirty pig. haha
barang barang (:
say wake up liao but still sleeping!
meet 10 wake up at 10! har! HAR! how rude.
tsk tsk. how could she. XD
but fellow pigs were very understanding (: heng arh
love clouds
erm.. what does EP stand for arh? lol ehhh.. meiling & des knows.
definitely not estatic is what i can tell you.
big missy DP had to use the umbrella while reading CLEO.
just when DP applies sunblock, LLP laughs & says that sunblock isnt necessary.
now LLP has sunburn. HAHAHAHAHA.
DP & BP joined allies & shoved ice cubes into LLP's shirt.
LLP got back at DP & BP by ruining their graffiti.
LLP drew a huge DES
DP drew her trademark 'Y' logo
BP drew the words: a song
why? cos LLP said: let's see who can draw a song faster.
-.-.. simply -.-
since there were no fish despite DP dancing the fish dance & singing hereeeeeeeeeeeeee fishy fishy fishy fishy a million times, they used their tees for playing 'let's pretend'
they pretended to be something they each were not using only their tees
going to rain!! ah!! got lightning.
but mummy always knows what to do.
so i recovered from my fever the next morning. ho~
meiling chose them for me.
i mean BP. blood pressure chose them for me.
min hui likes them a lot.
well that's her problem cos they're mine. HAHA.
i wanted FLATS but the flats they have dont interest me at all ):
so i got these in the end.
they feel no different from flats at all cos its damn low.
sibei no kick.
from mondo of course. im a fan of mondo's.
i mean BP. blood pressure chose them for me.
min hui likes them a lot.
well that's her problem cos they're mine. HAHA.
i wanted FLATS but the flats they have dont interest me at all ):
so i got these in the end.
they feel no different from flats at all cos its damn low.
sibei no kick.
from mondo of course. im a fan of mondo's.
damn low prices & shoes of good quality.
it just gets better & better.
think ive mastered the art of wearing heels.
the three little pigs also did something really stupid last night along orchard road.
DP grabs BP by the arm & pretended to be walking past strangers when she suddenly stops in front of them, GASPS & points up.
they also tried being fascinated by something above by opening their mouths wide & pointing up.
now where was LLP now? he was busy pretending not knowing us. haha.
mission failed. everyone on the streets ignored them. -.- how pathetic.
snapple fact #28 Chewing gum while peeling onions will prevent you from crying

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