DRAMA QUEEN

Monday, February 18, 2008

*MUST READ EXCLUSIVE*

this post is pure entertainment (:
~anonymous im gonna make you famous!! wooohoooooo!~

gee class, look what miss teo found today!
some retarded freak left a message! ^^

anonymous: and you never put music in your blog.
it makes it soooo booooorrring!!!! and.
careful wif ppl around u.
cos u will never know who around you are hypocrites.
and you cant adimit that you are one.

in today's lesson
*SPOT THE MISTAKES*


class, let's look at the first sentence.
'and you never put music in your blog'


i never put music in my blog? nooooo. i DO put music in my blog.
class, the correct way of phrasing is: 'do not put music in your blog'
duuuuuuu that songgggggggg. such a nice soothing song.
Close To You by the Carpenters?? hmmm. guess anonymous is deaf?
my reply to anonymous issssssssss: need me as a tuition teacher?
perhaps i wont charge you a thing cos i find you so pitiful.
awwwwwwwwwwwww. my heartbreaks at the sight of your 'powderful' english )):


now, for the second & third sentence
'it makes it soooo booooorrring!!!! and.'

now now class, first of all, you do not put a full stop after an and, okay?
am i going too fast for you anonymous?
dont worry, ill slow down ((:

my reply to anonymous this time:

i 'sincerely' apologise for making you yawn.
does it hurt when you yawn? you poor, poor thing.
i will try my best to look for more songs to make my blog increasingly 'boring'
to make you SCRAM you fucking asshole ((:


'careful wif ppl around u.'
the correct phrasing: be careful with ppl around you

reply: OMG YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT ME!! IM SOOOOOO ''TOUCHEDDDDDDDDD!!''


'cos u will never know who around you are hypocrites.'

reply: yeah you're right, man! i should always keep a lookout for hypocrites,
especially that anonymous. OOOOOOO IM SOOOOO SCAAAARREEEDDDD!!!!


'and you cant adimit that you are one.'

awwww anonymous is acting cute again!! *blink blink*
dont be silly(actually i mean DUMB)
anonymous, i can. XD


class! let's all thank anonymous for providing us with such an inspiring lesson
with his KNS english :D *clap clap clap clap*


final note to the sicko asshole anonymous,

please do not embarass yourself any further as you have done enough to.
i don't know what you want, & i don't care.
if you really think id get affected by a stranger as dumb as you spamming,
then go jump down the building.
i hope you will at least turn smarter in your next life :D
& thanks for letting me have so much fun because of your retardness.


lastly,

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