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the pain is KILLING me.

pain? what pain i hear you say?

CHEST PAIN.

As usual, the three little pigs were conferencing,

but this time, on the phone.

I could feel a spirit in the room.

strong, though not overpowering.

At the same time, i was experiencing sudden piercing chest pain at intervals.

I asked des & ml:

what if i fell asleep & didn't wake up anymore?

Des said he would come to my hse to see me for one last time.

Ml said she will cry & think of me everyday.

lol. im really curious about how Aaghir would react.

well, i know annoymous would be very happy..

actually. i wanna know how/what all of you would react/do.

wanna let me know? tag me.

i was thinking. what would i do if i knew i only had three days left?

know what? i will call/meet up everyone i love

ml veron des yink eunice jes aaghir subaish zy yc wj muhammad teachers

(aiyah you know who all of you are)

& tell them how much i love them

how much i dont want to leave them

how much ill miss them

we'll talk about nothing but all the happy memories we had tghter

ill give all my belongings to min hui

ill give all my money to my parents (not that i have any)

ill only do good deeds, not a single word of criticism.

& i want to pass away in somewhere where it's peaceful.

by the ocean, on the top of the mountain, where noise cannot be found.

hahaha so cheesy & emotional all of a sudden.

The pain is still here btw.

not piercing pain anymore though (last night was really..bad)

okay im gonna talk abt the HAA again.

WE ARE HAVING OUR HAA FIRST MEET-UP SUPER SOON.

how soon? THIS SATURDAY 30/03 7pm

what? where? LAU PA SAT

for? DINNER TOGETHER WITH MISS NIC & ALUMNI

please do turn up.

ALL HAA ARE MOST WELCOMED TO JOIN IN.

SEE WHAT THAT SUBAISH DID TO MY ARM.

that idiot used a ball point pen & doodled

'YAAZI...is my name!' on my arm -.-

Aaghir Subaish & i went on a search for Nat in Mustafa.

Lol Mustafa damn big lar.

Man. Supper that night was GREAT!

We had yong tau fu laksa!

Like yong tau fu, you take a bowl, choose your desired ingredients,

give it to the uncle, & there you go!

Yong Tau Fu Laska. so cute can?

Know what we had after that?

DURIANS AT GEYLANG.

(luckily meiling wasnt there)

oh my god. farking full okay.

down-ed a bottle of mineral water somemore after that to prevent body heat!!

BUTTCHEEKS IS SPONSORING ALL BIKINIS FOR THE FHM GND EVENT.

ALL 100 BABES WILL HAVE SOME STAGE TIME TO TRY AUNTIONING OFF THEIR BIKINIS.

ALL PROCEEDS WILL GO TO CHARITY.

coooooooooool rightttttttt. (:

Doodling at work XD

lalalalala~

NAVIGATOR MAGAZINE. its free! ^^

featuring: Buttcheeks! photos by Teo Ya Ting btw. heh.

im not too proud of them though. i know i could have done better ):

hungry hungry~

my packet lunch! (sooooo not vegetarian) vegetarians must be hoping ill get constipation after this.

MILO! yum yum (:

Jane fron Browhaus (upstairs) came down to ask whether i would like to shape+trim+tweeze (basically groom) my eyebrows for free.

huh? for free?

yeah for free. they need models. think training new staff.

now i have a pair of very shaped eyebrows which i am sooooo not used to.

i look weird. yes i do.

Feedback Form:

Pain? Avg

Speed? Avg

The truth:

Pain? YES!! FUCKING PAIN!!

i dont know what the fuck the trainee doing lor! she scraped very hardly with the knife lor!!

as in she use a lot of strength now the above of my eyelids hurt & are red with bruises.

yes its that bad. woah i tell you she lucky she met me.

cos i can tahan pain & im very nice.

think if other people hor, like say any tai tai or whatever, she die ar!

Speed? FUCKING SLOW.

she took like. she used more than half an hour to torture me.

What to do? you greedy what. hear free then want. see lar. now you have free red eye shadow.

Remember those 4-inch wedges i have to wear when working?

they are sooooooooooo COMFY!!

i didnt know wedges differ so much from heels.

call me a bimbo whatever.

ive not worn wedges before this & i dont have big boobs anyway XD

I LOVE WEDGES!~

i was crossing the road along orchard..when i saw this bride & groom running past me.

my head turned & my eyes followed the bride.

running behind them was their photographer.

they are supposed to run while crossing the road, turn together & smile at the camera.

so its like they are looking back smiling at the camera while running along orchard road.

COOL RIGHT!!!!

like who the hell thought of that?!

so ultra mega cool.

know what's even cooler?

that the guy loves her wife so much that he is willing to do this WITH HER.

sweet.

i know what i want for my bridal photos already.

me & my ah lao will jump down Mount Everest,

the photographer will follow us jump down,

while we twist for the camera. LOL

fun right? you run along orchard road, i pose as superwoman.

who cooler? lol

think all the photographer will be able to snap is my upskirt. haha.

MIN HUI LOST HER TOOTH.

hahahaha bogeh.
my darling!~
my pretty precious (:
muahahahhahahahhahaha >.< mwahhh, i love you!
she owns this face.




snapple fact #30: Fish have eyelids.

Henderson Art Alumni (HAA)

HAA stands for Henderson Art Alumni. duhhhhhh.

This idea has been going around for more than a year but has not yet been implemented. well, until now, that is.

What is the HAA all about?

The HAA is about all different batches of Henderson Art Alumni coming together once in a while, like say.. every three/four months or so?

We'll all gather & do something fun together. hmmm like.. Watching a play, Steamboat session, or just coming together to catch up with each other. Basically its gonna be all fun & games.

What is the purpose of this HAA?

To keep in contact with all Art Alumni, for the benefit of both the Art teachers & students but most importantly, B.O.N.D.I.N.G.

Who is involved?

year 05 will be the first batch of alumni. Meaning if you graduated from HSS from/after the year 2005, was an ART student & do not have any medical history of amnesia, you are part of this HAA thingy (: So far we have year '05 '06 & '07.

What do we have to do?

Unless you are the President, Vice-President, Secretary, Treasurer or Event-Organiser(s), you have to pick up our calls, reply our e-mails/sms & attend the gatherings WE organise for YOU. sounds simple right? oh yeah, this is compulsory btw.

What the fuck?

don't what the fuck me, COMPULSORY, you heard me. By the order of Miss Nicola Choo. (woah shiiiiiookk man can use miss nic's name. lol~)

We have posts: i listed them above already, under the What do we have to do? question (just in case some of you are blind)

These posts will be held by US.

US?

The art alumni. We will each take turns to hold these positions. For example, the current President of the HAA will be Matthias. He will hold that position for maximum, 2 years??

Current Positions holders:

President: Matthias

I/C of slacking.. .......no im kidding. The P tries to accommodate everyone so as to make sure everyone STAYS in HAA.

Vice-President: Desmand I/C of the above also.

Secretary: Ya Ting (MUA) I/C of taking down the minutes & ringing up peeps.

Treasurer: Jeslyn I/C of calculating the budget for each gathering

Asst. Treasurer: Vivian I/C of collecting the funds

Event-OrganiserS: Guang Hao, Guo Wai, Desmond

So its gonna be like this for NOW.

Why them?

The peeps chosen are FREE-er & cos you were not there.

Last thing:

IF YOU ARE PART OF HAA, KINDLY EMAIL/TAG/SMS/WHATEVER DESMAND LIM SIONG LIN YOUR PARTICULARS (NAME EMAIL & NUMBER) THANK YOU VERY MUCHY.

DES's email: desmondlim_1@hotmail.com

OR tag him (click HERE)

WELCOME TO HAA (:

So i made a new friend: NAT. short for Nathaniel -.-

We had supper at the Railway Station.

wow the food there's not bad man not bad at all.

i had PRATAAAAAAAAAAA woot.
fuck lar know what?

im starting to experience sudden piercing chest pain.

Back pain has been going on for quite a while now so i dont care.

& then another thing is nowadays, when i breathe right after waking up,

i can feel the PAIN around my right rib-cage.

can u imagine experiencing piercing pain everytime you breathe in. man.

TERASURE ME OKAYY. who knows i might die tml.

We played badminton! & now my butt & thighs are aching like shit cause of it.

but it was all fun (:

woah i tell you desmand moves super fast when it comes to badminton can?

he moves like: voom!..voom!...voom voom!

we played double & i could just stand there while he pushes the shuttlecock forward.

just stand there, both quarter courts he handle. lol

fun leh. when can we play again??

guo wai yong xin meiling & des
netttttttttttttttttt.
LOOK at desmand.
guo wai & his super stylo milo fold up jeans XD
there he goes. see meiling just standing there?

shuttleCOCK
blinked.
i really dont get it. is it really that hard?
oh oh oh!! we henna-ed their hands with the henna i got from mustafa with Aaghir yesterday (: that's the 'lin' character for des. YES its ONE character. so difficult to write right?
Meiling's initial alphabet & some freestyling on her fingers.
clouds
heaven above
my chubby baby (:
Y is for Yating

Y is for Ysabel

Y is for Yasabel

Y is for Yaazie


my logo 'Y' with the last character of my chinese name 'ting' by the thumb.

it actually stands for being ladylike.

which im totally not. hohohoho~

paawprint
ruarff!


right im working now..im in the shop.

& im really stressed cos i always dont have anyone buying anything from me,

i have no idea what's wrong.

is it me?

is it the timing?

is it luck?

is it the people i meet?

or what?

i feel bad lar ):

snapple fact #29 On average a human will spend up to 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime. sexayee. mayb i should take off & kiss some random guy non-stop for 2 weeks. then ill have flawless skin forever.

FISHING @ LABRADOR PARK

woarghhhhhhhhhhhh.

i am trying my best to update regularly.

Last week, the three little pigs went fishing at Labrador park.

we didnt manage to catch any fishies. you darn lucky assholes.

All the three little pigs got was redder.

Introducing, Blur Piggy also known as Ah Seow

Blur Piggy is very blur. that's why she is named blur piggy

Please bear with me. im just trying to entertain myself here XD

Every night, the three little pigs will come tgther in a conference on msn.

Blur piggy is always busy doing her own stuffs so whenever she returns to the screen she will have absolutely no idea what the heck the two other piggies are talking about.

then she will go like: huh? i catch no ball.

Usually, Drama pig will then say: nvm

Drama pig, obviously refers to Ah Teo that crazy ass bitch.

Drama pig is a very complicated.

She changes her mood for at least four times a day.

That's why, *coughs* she is named the Drama Pig.

If you let her find out that you have something yummy in possession but aren't sharing,

she will smack you on the back & ask you:

"Why never give me?!"

that is if she even knows you lar. duh.

When she is alone, she looks as if the world owes her money.

Also, she has begun singing & mumbling to herself due to having be alone in the shop for long hours.

Last but not least, the leader pig, Long lash pig.

(i am laughing already)

the explaination is fucking simple.

cos he is a pig with long lashes. yes. as simple as that.

BP & DP only realised that LLP has 1cm long lashes a few days ago at lunch.

FULL 1cm. without mascara. insane right.

ask him to cut some for me & BP leh

LOL BP blood pressure. DP display picture. HAHA

LLP lao lan pa. oops. sorry des i couldnt think of anything else XD

breakfast at the pig market!

oh yeah. about why the term pig instead of snake elephant or hippo.

cos LLP has to force DP to take her shower before going to bed.

Dp actually stands for dirty pig. haha

barang barang (:

DP was late! that stupid pig. lazy pig. liar pig.
say wake up liao but still sleeping!
meet 10 wake up at 10! har! HAR! how rude.
tsk tsk. how could she. XD
but fellow pigs were very understanding (: heng arh
love clouds

LLP's cousin, EP had reached long ago & was getting the stuffs ready so that the three little hue lan pigs can fish as soon as they arrive.

erm.. what does EP stand for arh? lol ehhh.. meiling & des knows.
definitely not estatic is what i can tell you.

The jetty (:

Poor prawns
meiling's favourite pink fishing line.


muaine.
we were well equipped with CLEO, mixed veg rice, umbrella, sunblock, drinks & ICE.

big missy DP had to use the umbrella while reading CLEO.
just when DP applies sunblock, LLP laughs & says that sunblock isnt necessary.
now LLP has sunburn. HAHAHAHAHA.
The three little hyper active pigs played around with leftover ice.
DP & BP joined allies & shoved ice cubes into LLP's shirt.

LLP got back at DP & BP by ruining their graffiti.
LLP drew a huge DES
DP drew her trademark 'Y' logo
BP drew the words: a song
why? cos LLP said: let's see who can draw a song faster.
-.-.. simply -.-

CAMWHORING TIME.


LLP told DP & BP to bring an extra tee just in case we get wet. so obedient DP & BP brought em.
since there were no fish despite DP dancing the fish dance & singing hereeeeeeeeeeeeee fishy fishy fishy fishy a million times, they used their tees for playing 'let's pretend'

they pretended to be something they each were not using only their tees

sorry random photo of veg rice


Lioness with her mane
Sultan with no face
NINJA
MISS TWO TEE
bananarama or whatever shit you call it
Liang Po Po

going to rain!! ah!! got lightning.

ultra skinny BP
DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDDPDP
the uncle with the damn 'sat' pose who caused us to miss the bus & had to wait for another half an hour
i had a fever going on, a killer headache for three days STRAIGHT.

but mummy always knows what to do.

so i recovered from my fever the next morning. ho~

I BOUGHT NEW HOT PINK PUMPSSSSSSSSSSSS

meiling chose them for me.
i mean BP. blood pressure chose them for me.
min hui likes them a lot.
well that's her problem cos they're mine. HAHA.
i wanted FLATS but the flats they have dont interest me at all ):
so i got these in the end.
they feel no different from flats at all cos its damn low.
sibei no kick.
from mondo of course. im a fan of mondo's.

damn low prices & shoes of good quality.

it just gets better & better.

think ive mastered the art of wearing heels.

the three little pigs also did something really stupid last night along orchard road.

DP grabs BP by the arm & pretended to be walking past strangers when she suddenly stops in front of them, GASPS & points up.

they also tried being fascinated by something above by opening their mouths wide & pointing up.

now where was LLP now? he was busy pretending not knowing us. haha.

mission failed. everyone on the streets ignored them. -.- how pathetic.

snapple fact #28 Chewing gum while peeling onions will prevent you from crying