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the pain is KILLING me.

pain? what pain i hear you say?

CHEST PAIN.

As usual, the three little pigs were conferencing,

but this time, on the phone.

I could feel a spirit in the room.

strong, though not overpowering.

At the same time, i was experiencing sudden piercing chest pain at intervals.

I asked des & ml:

what if i fell asleep & didn't wake up anymore?

Des said he would come to my hse to see me for one last time.

Ml said she will cry & think of me everyday.

lol. im really curious about how Aaghir would react.

well, i know annoymous would be very happy..

actually. i wanna know how/what all of you would react/do.

wanna let me know? tag me.

i was thinking. what would i do if i knew i only had three days left?

know what? i will call/meet up everyone i love

ml veron des yink eunice jes aaghir subaish zy yc wj muhammad teachers

(aiyah you know who all of you are)

& tell them how much i love them

how much i dont want to leave them

how much ill miss them

we'll talk about nothing but all the happy memories we had tghter

ill give all my belongings to min hui

ill give all my money to my parents (not that i have any)

ill only do good deeds, not a single word of criticism.

& i want to pass away in somewhere where it's peaceful.

by the ocean, on the top of the mountain, where noise cannot be found.

hahaha so cheesy & emotional all of a sudden.

The pain is still here btw.

not piercing pain anymore though (last night was really..bad)

okay im gonna talk abt the HAA again.

WE ARE HAVING OUR HAA FIRST MEET-UP SUPER SOON.

how soon? THIS SATURDAY 30/03 7pm

what? where? LAU PA SAT

for? DINNER TOGETHER WITH MISS NIC & ALUMNI

please do turn up.

ALL HAA ARE MOST WELCOMED TO JOIN IN.

SEE WHAT THAT SUBAISH DID TO MY ARM.

that idiot used a ball point pen & doodled

'YAAZI...is my name!' on my arm -.-

Aaghir Subaish & i went on a search for Nat in Mustafa.

Lol Mustafa damn big lar.

Man. Supper that night was GREAT!

We had yong tau fu laksa!

Like yong tau fu, you take a bowl, choose your desired ingredients,

give it to the uncle, & there you go!

Yong Tau Fu Laska. so cute can?

Know what we had after that?

DURIANS AT GEYLANG.

(luckily meiling wasnt there)

oh my god. farking full okay.

down-ed a bottle of mineral water somemore after that to prevent body heat!!

BUTTCHEEKS IS SPONSORING ALL BIKINIS FOR THE FHM GND EVENT.

ALL 100 BABES WILL HAVE SOME STAGE TIME TO TRY AUNTIONING OFF THEIR BIKINIS.

ALL PROCEEDS WILL GO TO CHARITY.

coooooooooool rightttttttt. (:

Doodling at work XD

lalalalala~

NAVIGATOR MAGAZINE. its free! ^^

featuring: Buttcheeks! photos by Teo Ya Ting btw. heh.

im not too proud of them though. i know i could have done better ):

hungry hungry~

my packet lunch! (sooooo not vegetarian) vegetarians must be hoping ill get constipation after this.

MILO! yum yum (:

Jane fron Browhaus (upstairs) came down to ask whether i would like to shape+trim+tweeze (basically groom) my eyebrows for free.

huh? for free?

yeah for free. they need models. think training new staff.

now i have a pair of very shaped eyebrows which i am sooooo not used to.

i look weird. yes i do.

Feedback Form:

Pain? Avg

Speed? Avg

The truth:

Pain? YES!! FUCKING PAIN!!

i dont know what the fuck the trainee doing lor! she scraped very hardly with the knife lor!!

as in she use a lot of strength now the above of my eyelids hurt & are red with bruises.

yes its that bad. woah i tell you she lucky she met me.

cos i can tahan pain & im very nice.

think if other people hor, like say any tai tai or whatever, she die ar!

Speed? FUCKING SLOW.

she took like. she used more than half an hour to torture me.

What to do? you greedy what. hear free then want. see lar. now you have free red eye shadow.

Remember those 4-inch wedges i have to wear when working?

they are sooooooooooo COMFY!!

i didnt know wedges differ so much from heels.

call me a bimbo whatever.

ive not worn wedges before this & i dont have big boobs anyway XD

I LOVE WEDGES!~

i was crossing the road along orchard..when i saw this bride & groom running past me.

my head turned & my eyes followed the bride.

running behind them was their photographer.

they are supposed to run while crossing the road, turn together & smile at the camera.

so its like they are looking back smiling at the camera while running along orchard road.

COOL RIGHT!!!!

like who the hell thought of that?!

so ultra mega cool.

know what's even cooler?

that the guy loves her wife so much that he is willing to do this WITH HER.

sweet.

i know what i want for my bridal photos already.

me & my ah lao will jump down Mount Everest,

the photographer will follow us jump down,

while we twist for the camera. LOL

fun right? you run along orchard road, i pose as superwoman.

who cooler? lol

think all the photographer will be able to snap is my upskirt. haha.

MIN HUI LOST HER TOOTH.

hahahaha bogeh.
my darling!~
my pretty precious (:
muahahahhahahahhahaha >.< mwahhh, i love you!
she owns this face.




snapple fact #30: Fish have eyelids.

Henderson Art Alumni (HAA)

HAA stands for Henderson Art Alumni. duhhhhhh.

This idea has been going around for more than a year but has not yet been implemented. well, until now, that is.

What is the HAA all about?

The HAA is about all different batches of Henderson Art Alumni coming together once in a while, like say.. every three/four months or so?

We'll all gather & do something fun together. hmmm like.. Watching a play, Steamboat session, or just coming together to catch up with each other. Basically its gonna be all fun & games.

What is the purpose of this HAA?

To keep in contact with all Art Alumni, for the benefit of both the Art teachers & students but most importantly, B.O.N.D.I.N.G.

Who is involved?

year 05 will be the first batch of alumni. Meaning if you graduated from HSS from/after the year 2005, was an ART student & do not have any medical history of amnesia, you are part of this HAA thingy (: So far we have year '05 '06 & '07.

What do we have to do?

Unless you are the President, Vice-President, Secretary, Treasurer or Event-Organiser(s), you have to pick up our calls, reply our e-mails/sms & attend the gatherings WE organise for YOU. sounds simple right? oh yeah, this is compulsory btw.

What the fuck?

don't what the fuck me, COMPULSORY, you heard me. By the order of Miss Nicola Choo. (woah shiiiiiookk man can use miss nic's name. lol~)

We have posts: i listed them above already, under the What do we have to do? question (just in case some of you are blind)

These posts will be held by US.

US?

The art alumni. We will each take turns to hold these positions. For example, the current President of the HAA will be Matthias. He will hold that position for maximum, 2 years??

Current Positions holders:

President: Matthias

I/C of slacking.. .......no im kidding. The P tries to accommodate everyone so as to make sure everyone STAYS in HAA.

Vice-President: Desmand I/C of the above also.

Secretary: Ya Ting (MUA) I/C of taking down the minutes & ringing up peeps.

Treasurer: Jeslyn I/C of calculating the budget for each gathering

Asst. Treasurer: Vivian I/C of collecting the funds

Event-OrganiserS: Guang Hao, Guo Wai, Desmond

So its gonna be like this for NOW.

Why them?

The peeps chosen are FREE-er & cos you were not there.

Last thing:

IF YOU ARE PART OF HAA, KINDLY EMAIL/TAG/SMS/WHATEVER DESMAND LIM SIONG LIN YOUR PARTICULARS (NAME EMAIL & NUMBER) THANK YOU VERY MUCHY.

DES's email: desmondlim_1@hotmail.com

OR tag him (click HERE)

WELCOME TO HAA (:

So i made a new friend: NAT. short for Nathaniel -.-

We had supper at the Railway Station.

wow the food there's not bad man not bad at all.

i had PRATAAAAAAAAAAA woot.
fuck lar know what?

im starting to experience sudden piercing chest pain.

Back pain has been going on for quite a while now so i dont care.

& then another thing is nowadays, when i breathe right after waking up,

i can feel the PAIN around my right rib-cage.

can u imagine experiencing piercing pain everytime you breathe in. man.

TERASURE ME OKAYY. who knows i might die tml.

We played badminton! & now my butt & thighs are aching like shit cause of it.

but it was all fun (:

woah i tell you desmand moves super fast when it comes to badminton can?

he moves like: voom!..voom!...voom voom!

we played double & i could just stand there while he pushes the shuttlecock forward.

just stand there, both quarter courts he handle. lol

fun leh. when can we play again??

guo wai yong xin meiling & des
netttttttttttttttttt.
LOOK at desmand.
guo wai & his super stylo milo fold up jeans XD
there he goes. see meiling just standing there?

shuttleCOCK
blinked.
i really dont get it. is it really that hard?
oh oh oh!! we henna-ed their hands with the henna i got from mustafa with Aaghir yesterday (: that's the 'lin' character for des. YES its ONE character. so difficult to write right?
Meiling's initial alphabet & some freestyling on her fingers.
clouds
heaven above
my chubby baby (:
Y is for Yating

Y is for Ysabel

Y is for Yasabel

Y is for Yaazie


my logo 'Y' with the last character of my chinese name 'ting' by the thumb.

it actually stands for being ladylike.

which im totally not. hohohoho~

paawprint
ruarff!


right im working now..im in the shop.

& im really stressed cos i always dont have anyone buying anything from me,

i have no idea what's wrong.

is it me?

is it the timing?

is it luck?

is it the people i meet?

or what?

i feel bad lar ):

snapple fact #29 On average a human will spend up to 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime. sexayee. mayb i should take off & kiss some random guy non-stop for 2 weeks. then ill have flawless skin forever.

FISHING @ LABRADOR PARK

woarghhhhhhhhhhhh.

i am trying my best to update regularly.

Last week, the three little pigs went fishing at Labrador park.

we didnt manage to catch any fishies. you darn lucky assholes.

All the three little pigs got was redder.

Introducing, Blur Piggy also known as Ah Seow

Blur Piggy is very blur. that's why she is named blur piggy

Please bear with me. im just trying to entertain myself here XD

Every night, the three little pigs will come tgther in a conference on msn.

Blur piggy is always busy doing her own stuffs so whenever she returns to the screen she will have absolutely no idea what the heck the two other piggies are talking about.

then she will go like: huh? i catch no ball.

Usually, Drama pig will then say: nvm

Drama pig, obviously refers to Ah Teo that crazy ass bitch.

Drama pig is a very complicated.

She changes her mood for at least four times a day.

That's why, *coughs* she is named the Drama Pig.

If you let her find out that you have something yummy in possession but aren't sharing,

she will smack you on the back & ask you:

"Why never give me?!"

that is if she even knows you lar. duh.

When she is alone, she looks as if the world owes her money.

Also, she has begun singing & mumbling to herself due to having be alone in the shop for long hours.

Last but not least, the leader pig, Long lash pig.

(i am laughing already)

the explaination is fucking simple.

cos he is a pig with long lashes. yes. as simple as that.

BP & DP only realised that LLP has 1cm long lashes a few days ago at lunch.

FULL 1cm. without mascara. insane right.

ask him to cut some for me & BP leh

LOL BP blood pressure. DP display picture. HAHA

LLP lao lan pa. oops. sorry des i couldnt think of anything else XD

breakfast at the pig market!

oh yeah. about why the term pig instead of snake elephant or hippo.

cos LLP has to force DP to take her shower before going to bed.

Dp actually stands for dirty pig. haha

barang barang (:

DP was late! that stupid pig. lazy pig. liar pig.
say wake up liao but still sleeping!
meet 10 wake up at 10! har! HAR! how rude.
tsk tsk. how could she. XD
but fellow pigs were very understanding (: heng arh
love clouds

LLP's cousin, EP had reached long ago & was getting the stuffs ready so that the three little hue lan pigs can fish as soon as they arrive.

erm.. what does EP stand for arh? lol ehhh.. meiling & des knows.
definitely not estatic is what i can tell you.

The jetty (:

Poor prawns
meiling's favourite pink fishing line.


muaine.
we were well equipped with CLEO, mixed veg rice, umbrella, sunblock, drinks & ICE.

big missy DP had to use the umbrella while reading CLEO.
just when DP applies sunblock, LLP laughs & says that sunblock isnt necessary.
now LLP has sunburn. HAHAHAHAHA.
The three little hyper active pigs played around with leftover ice.
DP & BP joined allies & shoved ice cubes into LLP's shirt.

LLP got back at DP & BP by ruining their graffiti.
LLP drew a huge DES
DP drew her trademark 'Y' logo
BP drew the words: a song
why? cos LLP said: let's see who can draw a song faster.
-.-.. simply -.-

CAMWHORING TIME.


LLP told DP & BP to bring an extra tee just in case we get wet. so obedient DP & BP brought em.
since there were no fish despite DP dancing the fish dance & singing hereeeeeeeeeeeeee fishy fishy fishy fishy a million times, they used their tees for playing 'let's pretend'

they pretended to be something they each were not using only their tees

sorry random photo of veg rice


Lioness with her mane
Sultan with no face
NINJA
MISS TWO TEE
bananarama or whatever shit you call it
Liang Po Po

going to rain!! ah!! got lightning.

ultra skinny BP
DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDDPDP
the uncle with the damn 'sat' pose who caused us to miss the bus & had to wait for another half an hour
i had a fever going on, a killer headache for three days STRAIGHT.

but mummy always knows what to do.

so i recovered from my fever the next morning. ho~

I BOUGHT NEW HOT PINK PUMPSSSSSSSSSSSS

meiling chose them for me.
i mean BP. blood pressure chose them for me.
min hui likes them a lot.
well that's her problem cos they're mine. HAHA.
i wanted FLATS but the flats they have dont interest me at all ):
so i got these in the end.
they feel no different from flats at all cos its damn low.
sibei no kick.
from mondo of course. im a fan of mondo's.

damn low prices & shoes of good quality.

it just gets better & better.

think ive mastered the art of wearing heels.

the three little pigs also did something really stupid last night along orchard road.

DP grabs BP by the arm & pretended to be walking past strangers when she suddenly stops in front of them, GASPS & points up.

they also tried being fascinated by something above by opening their mouths wide & pointing up.

now where was LLP now? he was busy pretending not knowing us. haha.

mission failed. everyone on the streets ignored them. -.- how pathetic.

snapple fact #28 Chewing gum while peeling onions will prevent you from crying

+20bulbs

Mua am working at the Cathay, +20bulbs.

come look for mama anonymoussssss.
& let's start from my first day.

but before that lemme tell you readers exactly what i am doing right now.

i have just gotten off work, & is still in the Cathay, seated on a bench with Elvis on my laps & a box of brownies beside me while typing away thanks to Cathay Wireless. the WHOLE mall has wireless. oh i am waiting for Miss SEOW to arrive.

the brownies were left over from +20bulbs' Launching event. & they are super duper uper yummy. everyone likes them but there's a lot left over cos we ordered a lil too much :P

Aida tells me she needs someone urgently cos she has a Lauching event going on that very friday. so i was like: ..okayy.. i was completely in lala land. my mind was still tuned at monday when it was already wednesday. only on my first day did i realise: hey! wtF! TOMORROW IS FRIDAY! which means the event's taking place in less than 24hrs. hohoho~ happy new year to me.

there are 20 bulbs altogether on the lighting. cool, huh.
Mr Contractor & Aida were already in the store fixing the spotlights by the time i reached. All of +20bulbs's products are extremely customized & mostly come with a story. love most of them (:

just like a photo studio

Aida had to leave me to tend the shop cos she has to handle more pressing matters. like. FOOD!

speaking of which reminded me how famished i was by the time the clock ticked 9.

LUCKILY i have friends like desmand.

he did me a great favour by getting me something edible before i fainted.

& no of course he did not come from home (do i look that cruel?)

he had ended work as well at paragon..but earlier.

CURRYPUFFFFFFFF

BALLSSSSSSSSS

goodie bags ready to be given out >.<

it was a hard day at work. & a cup of ben&jerry's chocolate ice cream never fail to keep me calm. ice cream keeps me calm & happy. me. ME.







The next day.....

new arrivals for the Launching (:

love those pumps. i have to wear them from now on everytime im in the store :D lucky me. 4-inch ones XD

Everyone helped out & clumsy me accidentally broke a jug ): whoops.


WUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA FOOD. Mostly hand-made

many many many MANY curious pairs of eyes scanned through the food, atmosphere, people & tried to guess what was going on. LAUCHING LAR.

a stranger even came to talk to me:

woah..what's going on huh??

oh today's our lauching.

lauching arh? *blinks* woah got good food, good music, & the people all look so glamourous.

hahahha yeahh....

so i was thinking how come i want invited..

.............*in my mind: siao..*

he continues staring at the food & finally walks away.

the 'dining' table

crepe rolls & crepes

COOKIEEESSSSSSS

cucumber boats

pots with mustard wasabi

grapes & strawberries sprinkled with snow sugar

BROWNIES

PUNCH!

we were having a lucky draw & anyone who purchases anything from us can participate. the winner gets to go on a trip to Bali. cool or what.

SHE. is our model for the event.

she's tall, she's hot, she's pretty & she's a mother. A MOTHER.

Wave dress w/ pendant Big Summer Hat 69

Balloon dress 110

Crochet Bag 69

our HANDYCAM man :D

ISNT SHE. THE CUTEST LITTLE THING YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.

her eyes are HU.MONG.GOUS.

Aida's Family (:

20 bulbs. count em'. there are three in the midde.
inside the GOODIE BAG is a +20bulbs voucher worth 10 bucks

a Buttcheeks voucher worth 20 bucks

a Toni&Guy voucher 10% off

a brouchure regarding Aida's upcoming fair at Fort Canning

a brouchure of the lucky winner's destination

a CD containing most of which sentimental songs/

a pouch (for kids)

& a free plastic bag. HAHA

checking out the shots

& here's my boss, Miss Aida (:

she's cool, she's young & she's most modern.

jeanliana, nadiah, aida & mua. that's them in the new arrivals.

more peeps !! (:

super tiring day. did i mention successful as well? (;

sorry if i seemed grumpy on that day.

i always look as if im grumpy when i get tired.

#27 A ball of glass will bounce higher then a ball of rubber

sorry sorry i know there were no words previously in this post

& that i have not blogged in like, how many days??

you guys must be wondering:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

first you stopped blogging regularly & now you post

something with only pictures in it?

you call this a post huh you siao char boh you??

& i say to that:

i wanna blog as much as you wanna read but i dont have the timeeeeeeeeee

to do so ): sad

why you say? cause. i. am. working.

yes yes after soooooooooo many posts containing my rants

regarding not being able to get a retail job,

you peeps are finally going to stop having to read my complaints.

thanks to Aaghir, that is.

oh yeah & about the 'pictorial' post, it was an accident.

sub-conciously clicking on the 'publish post' icon

instead of 'close'. too shagged you see.

its actually the 22nd right now.

i know the date's 20th but that's cos its when i entered this entry.

alright no more crap let's start this post.

dearest nee nee chan (:

dont bother arguing with him

already a born retard,

being idiotic enough to keep tagging aimlessly,

making it seem as if he's talking to himself on some

stranger's tagboard hoping so badly to get some attention

until his ass hurts & yet getting nothing out of it.

he's such a poor poor thing.

i feel you anonymous. i feel you.

hush hush, you can come to my tagboard anytime you like alright?

dont worry, the keyboard wont bite! *sayang sayang*

have you had your milk yet?

you need your milk so that you can grow up okay?

be good & drink up your mother's milk.

ps. i love my nee chan ^^ (although he calls me a baka)

i recall having tons of funny moments with des & ml but.

i cant remember what happened.. too bad.

less humour here then.

remember when i said everyone dotes on min hui?

i meant it.

here's a pen meiling bought for my darling.

see lar! because of her i have to treat ml & veron better liao.

she get presents & i get humble-r :D

okay okay yes yes Singapore Art Museum.

i am SO SO SO SO SORRY.

sorry that des & ml didnt get to enter the museum because of me.

and er, the theme for today's post is: CONTRAST

ultra mega low posh car

just look at how tall meiling looks beside it.

traces of desmand

meiling & des walked on without me as i took out fergie to capture this photo. cant help it when something catches my eye lar.

using my 5x optical zoom......

still cannot capture des's face.

had my successful interview at the cathay (:

i am so grateful to aaghir & aida. aaghir esp.

im a grateful soul alright!

nothing to do right?

sit at staircase to obstruct way & take bo liao pictures.

trying out the 'capture fast moving object' icon on fergie

batwoman & sidekick. haiiyeeeeee YA~!

LOL LOL LOL i know what all of you are thinking right now.

WTF. right? heh.

no he's not gay, & he's not definitely not applying mascara to his eyelashes.

he DID attempt to, but nope. he chickened out.

........................oops i mean. he found it too gay to handle.

but he really really wanted to know how mascara feels like soooooooooooooo..

i applied it to the hairs on his hand. HAH

i am getting uglier by the minute. i can feel it.

with my babeeeeeee

sian lar.

go where?

go play pool lar!

but i dont know how to play leh.

nvmmmm yating teach you lar.

-.-

walk walk walk.

parklane pool (:

i won both games! yay hahahaha.

love is infinite. so is ysabel's amount of craziness.





snapple fact #26: The Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters. man.

check out my ultra-messy table XD

i spy.. cotton wool

i spy.. earpiece

i spy.. card adaptor

i spy.. 2 dollar notes

i spy.. m&m

i spy.. post it notes

Random day, random happenings.

m.y. f.a.v.o.u.r.i.t.e.

g.i.v.e.s. y.o.u. w.i.n.g.s.

m.e.i.l.i.n.g.

here's a better picture of Naomi.

Naomi Naomi.

#2 #2 #2

HOT FAVOURITE

SMS GND2 to 73388

just found out today that her bikini's from buttcheeks :D

buffy's descendant transformed the family tradition:

THANK YOU DES for the ben&jerry's treat (:

snapple fact #25: The only food that doesnt spoil is honey.

We were having guests coming over last night
so mummy had me & min hui go buy tiramisu from our neighbourhood's confectionery.
which reminds me: is there anymore left?!!

*hurries to check*

oh darn. as expected. wiped out. ):
SOMEBODY BUY TIRAMISU FOR ME!

okay, anyway as i was saying:

so i was holding her hand lalalalala~ walking past the blocks
guess what we saw while walking pass one staircase.

okay but first let me explain:
the staircases in my neighbourhood has no door or whatsoever
meaning if there was a couple making out there,
everyone would know if they happened to walk past.

okay im gonna reveal what we saw.
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we saw..
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a malay guy
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in his early thirties
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standing up
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MASTURBATING.

his facial expression was like as if he were having an orgasm.
like oh my god i cant take this anymore that kind of thing.
we could totally SEE HIS DICK
he was facing us somemore.
& he saw us, but he didnt give a damn.
siao ki lang.

like WHAT THE !@#$%^&* LAR!
my sister's only 10 right?
let her see this kind of thing?!
i took a glance & asked min hui to walk faster.

jiejie: min hui, did you see anything just now?

meimei: errmm.. he touching his there lo.

jiejie: oh. okayy..


luckily im not still some innocent pure minded kid if not id be traumatic for life. >.<

i brought min hui & me for a haircut @ Kawaii Kutz

Kawaii Kutz is located at Blk 166 Bukit Merah Central #01-3527

its the NTUC block.

get your haircuts there!

10 bucks only. satisfaction guranteed.

there's calvin, the boss

& they say we dont look like each other. HAH

look CLOSER.

the chicken stall uncle went blank when he saw the two of us sharing

char kway teow:

chicken rice:

& chicken chop (forgot to take picture, too hungry XD)

we both didnt bring tissue out so the only 2 ply tissue we had was from the western stall.

know how they wrap the cutlery in tissue right?

so teo min hui DROPPED it -.-

tmh: *gasp!*

tyt: (glares sternly.. & jokingly as well)

tmh: uh oh.. (picks up the tissue quickly)

tyt: oei! why you pick up?

tmh: (looking at me with that super innocent look, still with tissue in hand, gradually bends down to put the tissue back on the floor)

tyt: .....................................

piang eh. 10 only know how to act cute.

must be that teo ya ting teach one.

watched STEP UP 2 (yay yay yay!!) with Aaghir, Des, Sheng Han & some other guy.

we missed the starting! )):

WHOSE FAULT?!

mine lar. sorry. hah.

Des was laughing throughout the movie.

his contagious laughter made me laugh like hell.

too bad we were seated in front, couldnt really see the whole picture ):

but its okay.. the movie's great!

watch it.

mocha ice cream shake

Aaghir

i was at home with kor in the next room & i was making a deal with him via msn.

he wanted me to accompany him go 7-eleven.

him: eh stupid biatch acc me go 7-11

me: you buy me choco i go.

him: choco?

me: CHOCOLATE LAH.

him: cant you just acc me go you dumb muthafucker?

me: cant you just buy me a chocolate you dumb muthafucker?

him: what chocolate?

me: kinder bueno, cadbury, m&m. dont know lar. see first.

him: whatever lar. let's go.

on the way i told him how that fukcing asshole masturbated in front of his two cute meimeis this

afternoon. think i watched too much of step up 2 already. fuck i couldnt stop prancing & hopping

around. wth.

in 7 eleven:

he browses through FHM.

me: eh excuse me!! NO BROWSING HOR!

he: (doesnt give a damn)

me: (laughs & smacks him) eh you very GUANG MING ZHEN DA HOR?

he: *chuckles*

he: eh faster lar what chocolate you want? ive only got ten bucks on me okay (shows me the 10 bucks)

me: hmmm let's see, i want one of this, one of that, one of this..

he: FASTER LAR!! (walks to counter)

me: okay okay~ (grabs toblerone & m&m, runs to cashier, & gives a HUGEEEEEEE smile)

he: WAA?? take two somemore arh?? i told you ive only got ten bucks okay!

he's damn confident that it will exceed 10 bucks.

cashier: thank you $9.90

me: (blurps) .......WAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

he: wth..

me: muahaha! muahahaha! muaaahahahahhahahaha!!

he: shut up lar!

me: (continues laughing in his face)

brothers of the world, bring 9.80 next time (:

yay so i earned myself free chocolate!

My brother has a couple of racequeen godsisters & here's one of them

VOTE FOR HERRR

FHM 100 FINALISTS #2

NAOMI LIU (click)

she's hot isnt she?

& another friend of my bro's in the finals too (:

here's the idiot:

i feel like clubbing siollllll.

taken from msn conference with des & ml:

DRAMA QUEEN: -blog updated: 17th Mar (: says:
I FINALLY KNOW WHY!

DeSmAnDo says:
Y
Y

DRAMA QUEEN: -blog updated: 17th Mar (: says:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DeSmAnDo says:
Y
tell me y

DRAMA QUEEN: -blog updated: 17th Mar (: says:
what

DeSmAnDo says:
aint nothing but a heartbreak

DRAMA QUEEN: -blog updated: 17th Mar (: says:
i just said it what
DeSmAnDo says:
tell me y
aint nothing but a mistake
tell me y
i nv wanna hear u say

DRAMA QUEEN: -blog updated: 17th Mar (: says:
SHUT UP LAR!

DeSmAnDo says:
i wan it that way
okie
done
LoL

[GNILIEM]**I hope i am not suffering from Anorexia Nervosa.**I am still alive kicking & jumping. says:
LAme shit

DRAMA QUEEN: -blog updated: 17th Mar (: says:
lol wth

i finally know what i want.

i want a GOOD LAUGH.

thinking back on my sec 5 days never fail to bring a smile to my face.

those days were the best of my life.

everyday after school, with yink veron & ml in the art room.

the art room had become 2nd to our homes.

we will always procrastinate tgther, have tons of fun tgther,

bully siow kwan tgther, criticise people tgther,

bitch around tgther, go toilet tgther,

we did everything tgther.

the best part? we always laugh together.

i remember how meiling would always laugh til she squats down not being able to move

how veron will always laugh til she starts smacking people

how i laugh so loudly until i bang the tables & chairs non stop

how yink will get tummyaches & tears come down when she laughs too hard.

man oh man. those were the days.

where did all of that go to?

I KNOW I KNOW!!

MEILING VERON YINK!!

LET'S GO TO THE UPCOMING MAAD!

veron must be: oh yeah so long never go MAAD already.

meiling must be: huh? what is MAAD? thinks a while & will probably recall what is it.

yink must be: wth is MAAD. (you'll know ;))

okay? okay? okay?? 5 & 6 Apr :DD

Shawty had them apple bottom jeans Boots with the fur!

snapple fact #22: Alaska has the highest percentage of people who walk to work.

It's Monday again!!
gonna get 8days later.
i know i am so not keeping my word on not buying 8days anymore
BUT but whenever i get to glance at the coverpage,
i just cant help but to take 2 bucks from my wallet & pay the poor man.

OEI DES! never msg me! you biased fella.
where are we going for fishing this weekend??
Day 2 & Day 3 of his thailand trip (click) is up!
i want that 1.5 ltre Coke glass bottle!! >.<

SEOW MEILING & VERONICA WOON LI YI

when are you two babes going to go out with me??

its been quite some time since the three of us hung out together know?!!

who's the one who said never to let this friendship go sour?
har? HAR?! miss you two lar ):

veron popped by my place yesterday with jac

she wanted to pass min hui the stationery set she bought for her.

heh. thanks arh. everyone dotes on min hui lar.

that cute fatso.

mummy bought cheesecake for us!

yummy yummy. & i just finished the last piece :D

Forgot to bring my camera along when out with Aaghir last night )):

Seletar's an awesome place.

could be awesome-r if there werent so many people around.

sure would like to go again (:

im trying to abstain from meat when im with Aaghir.

cos. not very nice ma. no?

Aaghir! no matter what you say,

TOBY McGUIRE'S STILL HAWTTTT.

oh & Christian Bale's the next Bruce Wayne in The Dark Knight.

let's compare the two posters for Batman Begins & the Dark Knight.

I love the Batman Begins poster.

SEE! so cool. whereas.....

The Dark Knight's poster seems as if its some kind of horror flick.

that's joker btw.

here's the Dark Knight's trailer:

i dreamt that i was in Tokyo's Disneyland & that i forgot to bring along my camera charger.

omgsh what a nightmare.

that's like. worse than a pontianak chasing me.

erm. actually no lar. the pontianak's worse. XD

snapple fact #21: Almonds are members of the peach family?? what?

I WANT TO DINE AT ICHIBAN BOSHI AGAINNNNN.
& Aerin's!


a comment on apple hong's acting in the Chnl 8 9pm show Just in Singapore
she can really pull off a Vietnamese-cheena accent.
not that i know how a Vietnamese-cheena accent sounds like, but i gotta admit she's GOOD.
& MC King. my god. his stuttering. power lor.


i cant believe i actually have to attend Orientation alone. (1-3 Apr)
Ill get to know new peeps but its always better to have a friend with me )):
im gonna enquire whether i can bring along anyone on the Orientation.
i know its a stupid question but i dont care. hah.

i really hope to get to know someone WHO:
Loves to eat
Loves photography
Loves Jay Chou
Loves watching movies (pro-comedy & anti-horror)
Loves Art (sincerely)
Loves blogging
Loves ME!
gender doesnt matter cos i can be best friends with a guy too (:


oh btw JES! what are you working as in Changi Airport?
dont tell me air stewardess okay i will kill myself. LOL



stepup2 stepup2 stepup2 stepup2 stepup2 Aaghir!


snapple fact #19: Children grow faster in Spring. oh really?

YAY! we went makan again! heh.

today was another day spent with sharon (:

patronised Ichiban Boshi (Japanese restaurant that Mr Koh intro-ed to me)

Ichiban Boshi is at Wisma Atria lvl 3 (:

today's entry's gonna be rather plain cos i have lack of photos & thoughts.

not feeling too well recently ):

Peach cocktail+Pink Lady cooler

Teriyaki Salmon
Tempura (i think)
Chawanmushi!
Katsu salad :D
shared our personal events with each other the whole day XD
grateful for sharon willing to be so open with me

im hungry ):

can someone bring me for laksa?

lost my enthusiasm to blog.

snapple fact #18: A jellyfish is 95% water. cool.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO KEN

121 in all

We planned to do a HUGE K.E.N on the platform beneath his house to surprise him.
well, the idea to me is indeed quite common but its her efforts that count right?:

One by one, we aligned the candles & slowly the letters K E & N appeared.
the mastermind of it all posing

then the moment came when it was time for her to call him.
BAD. when i say bad i mean BAD hair day.
rainwater wetting my hairrrrrr ):

another nervous+excited white liar

the loyal friend who unconditionally helps out despite the wee hours & lack of transport back home. hahahahahhaahhaa. kidding lar, Meiling.

He was touched alright.
no need to hide, i can see hahahahaha.
she used the entire Lian He Wan Bao to wrap his present.
its the Muskeys' tradition to let the birthday boy/girl suffer while peeling off all the endless layers & layers of newspapers.

Aiyoyooo lovey dovey & all

me & my unruly hair

uncle blowing out all the tealights.
his Starbucks treat:

my tinkerbell obediently eating what i buy her
was at buttcheeks practically for the whole day:
Buttcheeks is located at The Cathay #03-13 (:

i forgot its name. but its life SURE IS BORING! mega boring. i would never want to be it.
check out Aaghir's mini fridgeeeeeee. cool or whatttttt.

There was this real adorable couple who spent more than 200 in the store.
the lady kept trying on different bikinis & so did the guy.
not bikinis lar. tank tops. so they were both squeezing in the changing room tgther.
heh. funny.
ourr pizzas got so cold & hard by the time they left the store.
but its okay cos at least they spent their cash here >.<
drank a bit. *ahem* & sochu (not soju meh?)

you peeps really got to watch this.

The Count Censored

watched Bleach 164: its beginning to get progressively BORING, know?
cant they just let me view the part when my itsyugo fights?

I WANT MORE ICHIGO PLEASE thank you!


thank goodness my bloody finger has HEALED.
doesnt hurt nor swell anymore, but i still have flimsy skin around.
HAH see! told you peeps that i have a big life. (paiseh direct translation)
wont die of some greenish pus in my bloodstream.
Moreover having tided over many a time of closing death.


aite ive sent in my enrolment letter & paid the school fees.
phew! another two more tasks stroked off my list.
now for the *flips through notebook hastily*
: Complete e-Enrolment online,
: Attend Orientation
: Collect Student Card
: Apply for tertiary ez-link card
*sign* SO TROUBLESOME!!



snapple fact #17: A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.

what did i do yesterday? lemme recall..
OH. that darn clinic. !@#$%^&*!!

yesterday was an unlucky day lar.
it poured, i forgot my forms & only found out when i was reaching the clinic,
there were so many other students, i waited for more than an hour
& most of that hour ALONE cos mummy & min hui left me ):
mummy bought me noodles & milo but the milo spilt in the rain.

but i did see many peeps like Ken Vanita Doris Jesline & friend.
i tried to keep myself occupied, blasting music on my eardrums,
browsing through 8days again & again,
calling mummy, Meiling, Aaghir & Yinkhay ):
& staring into blank space

WHAT A RELIEF i dont have diabetes &
am totally healthy with a BP 109/55.
stupid urine test so embarassing.
but LUCKILY no blood test. Phew!


Watched 10 000 BC with Aaghir.
According to him, the movie sucked but according to mua, its fine.
just that i feel they shouldnt be using English & horses in the film.
simply cos those didnt exist 10 000 BC ago!
its a movie based on the people's prophecy that 'the one' will save the people from the Almighty & blah blah blah.

next up, STEP UP 2!! hohohohohohohoho~

LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN THE FRIDGE!
brownieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............ & cheese.
The ultimate gain weight combination XD

what? i cant on my camera just to take ONE pathetic picture rightttttttttt.

snapple fact #16: The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 : 1

FUCK MY PIMPLE on my chin.

FUCK BLOGGER my photos cant be viewed.

FUCK MY SWOLLEN FINGER that hurts like hell.

FUCK I FEEL LIKE CLUBBING shake shake shake

FUCK THE POLY CHECKUP which lasted for almost 2hrs.

FUCK I CANT WAIT TO WATCH STEP UP 2 with Aaghir

FUCK IM IN LOVE WITH 'THE ANTHEM' by PITBULL

FUCK THE ENROLMENT PROCEDURE its such a pain the ass.

1142: oh shit!

1143: hello? yinkhay arh? sorry sorry i just woke up.

1228: *beep!* ding donnggg.. *beep!* *beep!*
1232: eh heh heh. sorry sorry!

its always heartwarming to be out with friends enjoying the early afternoon breeze while sipping on milk tea.


quite disappointing to see so few of us present that day.

we took the lorry!! :D

credits to miss nic (:

bye bye!!

cheena khakis smoking in a smokin lorry

i did not desaturate this hor

des action only

why must my chubby face spoil the picture? love the picture, hate my baby fats.

talk to MUA hand.

hot pink nails. as inspired by Aaghir

its the same lorry driver uncle from the other time.

he's super nice. i like him! >.<

handsome also. heh.

on the trip back to school siow kwan sort of MEDITATED.

he backfaced us & placed his palms on his knees which were crossed & kept quiet throughtout the whole journey. so anti-social!! gosh.

the rest of us played FREEZE!

from the name itself you can tell that its a game of tolerance.

we froze in different positions that are supposingly amusing.

there were a few intervals until we wre reaching school.

it was a ploy to scare the teachers.

FAILED! the excitement tickled me so hard that i couldnt hold back my laughter.

finally, all the works back to school, safe & sound.

Mr Sim invited us into his(& Mr Wong's) brand new office.

MR SIM IS A SHOWOFF!

miss nic's treat :D to all who didnt help out today, IN YOUR FACE.

i was shagged

cheeeeesy *lick lick* XD

& we were all very displeased with siao kwan who obviously doesnt know the meaning of modesty.

yummy truffle cake

Peach Melba & Chocolate Nut

Reading Meiling's recent post reminded me of the leftover pictures i haven't uploaded from the exhibition.

The exhibition, in overall, is a great success (: three cheers~

it provided me with a time to catch up with peeps.

peeps i wont get to see that often anymore ):

Veron 06

Veron 07

Ye Chao 07

Yin khay 07

Siow Kwan 07

Wendy 07

Jane 06

cant seem to find meiling's one leh?

here are the pictures as promised:

the three magnificent cambastards & us the queens.

presenting the people who made it possible:

DESMOND

GUO WAI

YASABELLA

MILIANE

& of course DESMAND as our photographer (:

some warming up.

down the escalator......................

MIGHTY FOURSOME

SSISY LOVE

UP UP & AWAY!

TURN & SAY BOO.

i wasnt supposed to laugh

jumpshots.

MY GOD THIS WAS THE HARDEST.

my dress couldnt stay down.

had des's eyes sore from my pig trotters.

pardon me.

AHH!! i cannot jump! so difficult to let go & do a great jump.

hiding behind desmond

notice how high my dress would go if i didnt hold it down? just look at how high up it is the other side.

LOL

............................??????????

WELCOME TO THE ACT SWEET CLUB

give me some cash?

O$P$!!

BETTER WATCH OUT HAR!

WOAHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

sobbing from the scare

we got such a shock that we became retards

HAPPY FAMILY

DEAD

BOLL BOLL BOLLYWOOD

gw's flying.

that's all folks! sayooo~

snapple fact #15: All porcupines float in water.

SO MANY UPCOMING MOVIES I WANNA WATCH:

2 Faces of my Girlfriend

The Leap Years??

STEP UP 2!!

Horton

P.S. I Love You (heard its good)

Sky of Love (heard its good)

Spiderwick's Chronicles

can there be a Spiderman 4?

auntie jenny drove us to sixth avenue.

uncle desmond's place (:

I LOVE UNCLE DESMOND'S PLACE!
so zen. although i had to climb up four storeys >.<
there's COKE!

its a world of its own.
chips chips chips
eat eat eat
get fatter get fatter get fatter
so we were making this:
not the card but the string
not easy man. many steps to follow. 250 of them.

the worst part was the untangling of the string.
so so so so tedious. could get crossed eyed cos of that.
teamwork!
my fingers were tied from tying knots @.@
lalalalala~
they 'decorated' uncle desmond using the cloth mummy provided them with.
he looked like a bridesmaid! MEGA GAY.
wasn't quick enough to take a photo though.
cant believe a bunch of grown adults can be that much fun.
crap sia. modernn nehhh.
it came to when i really had to go.
bye sixth avenue!
i was going to 08's Combined UG Campfire night! :D
wasn't easy getting in. even Gary nephew couldn't get me in.
so troublesome lar. so many alumni outside the school gate waiting.
saw prem! heh. (:
heard i was one of the lucky ones.
here's all my girls. GB has grown so much ever since.

i was catching up with sarah mdm & aishan when this contingent of girls greeted:
GOOD EVENING SENIOR!
me: (pupils super dilated) ??!!!! oh. heh. hi~
...........wa piang eh. scary. got the shock of my life.
HENNA
GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS.
they went to the national library to look at our artworks today!
they were telling me how they saw mine. hahahhaa. thank you all for your support!
Aishan (: super long time no see
sarah mdm cindy mdm (thanks for picking me up from the gate!) & miss kaur (is that how i spell it?)

Sarah Mdm: how much did u perm your hair for?
Me: .......???.........its..natural.
Sarah: (UNBELIEVABLE! expression)
Me: yeah.. haha.
SM: (grabs cindy mdm) hey her hair is natural leh!
Me: *snuggles*
START CAMPFIRE!!
lightsticks were being passed around. yay lightsticks!
NP's performance
my girls' time! so proud of them.

& congrats to nicole & sarah on being the next CM & VCM
this year's theme: Racial Harmony
WE WON 1st FOR THE CHEERING COMPETITION!
i have never cheered with so much might ever.
so glad we won (:
& congrats to GG for 1st prize best performance.
COME LAR CINDY MDM!
pulling her out for the friendship dance
they managed to get miss chandran after much persuasion.
juniors: YATING!YATING!YATING!
me: *gasp* no!!! no no no!
what was my excuse? i have wet henna on my hand. AH HAH.
there was lucky draw going on & cindy mdm won :D
mc: next lucky draw number..............................
mdms: *exhilarated*
mc: ZERO!
mdms: (grabs each others' hands)
mc: ONE!
mdms: ekk!!
mc: FOUR!
mdms: EEKKKK!!!
mc: FOUR!
mdms: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so high right? i went crazy that night too. burning..

fiercer..
VOOM!
our prize for best cheer ^^
its time to get fatter girls!
Mr Sim (our OM) hid under the table to avoid being seen from the mc.
but he was still made to come out after being dragged out by the students.
putting out the fire
darlings
went for supper with meiling & ken at tiong market~
woooo woooo nata de coco

char kway teowwww yeahh
& meiling's all time crave : chicken wings

finally i caught sight of Tinkerbell after sending meiling & ken off.
i meow meow meow & led her to my doorstep & scurried in the get the cat food.
yummy yummy she said. hah.







snapple fact #14: A camel's milk doesn't curdle

was Yiwen's birthday party last night at Estella Garden
first of all, thank you jes for inviting (:
Matty Vian & i bought Yiwen a Pink Panther plushie.
i almost wanted to get one for myself cos it was so adorable :D

Jes had told Yiwen that she would be going out with Hui Xin
But all the while she has been at the Function room making sure everything was in place.
Jes & Yiwen's mom had convinced Yiwen that they were going for dinner outside.
Then when Jes 'reaches' home, Yiwen will come downstairs to pick her up.
That's when the plan comes in.
Their plan was to kidnap Yiwen from behind with a trash bag, push him into Hui Xin's van & drive him round the roundabout outside XD
the white liar:

the victim:
Yiwen's mom sponsered the super classy buffet.

woah makan til song song.

ECLAIRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
the food....woah..power. damn nice. had two rounds :D

wei zhong came too (:

CUT CAKE!

cookies & cream ice cream cake >.< they sabohed Yiwen.

he had to wear children clothes.

i have no idea how come he fits into them. piang eh.
super hilarious. he felt so exposed lar!

jamie jeslyn yiwen matty vian ting
we went to check out the brothers' room.
its like an attic. or its supposed to be an attic. its the top most floor.
right above would be the roof.
we had to climb up a steep ladder in order to reach the top. the lovebirds' collage of memories
YW JW
mini fridge! feels as if i was in a midget's home!
jeslyn painted this beam..which i bumped my head onto.

ouch. hurts know? solid beam. think im gonna get brain concussion. heh

well at least it was an artistic beam. jeslyn's mom impressed by her artistic skills.

their friend brought Wii

comical duo YW drove us peeps to the MRT station (: thanks once again yeah.

i went to look for Aaghir.
& also got to know two really nice people.
Verona & Subaish.

Verona's an English teacher.
i was occupied by her teaching tales. ROLLER. hah.
& Subaish's Singapore's national runner, record holder for the 1000m sprint. cool!
had supper (well they had) at er.. what's the name? Sukahala issit?

yeah. i think ive lost the enthusiasm to blog. T_T

snapple fact #12: Emus & Kangeroos are the only animals that cannot walk backwards. sounds reatarded. HAHA